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Faccident 

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.
Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"
Faccident by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

Faccident 

an injury sustained during a period of fucking
Adam and I fucked so hard last night, he had a faccident.
Faccident by Big McLargehug May 18, 2016

Fatccident 

An accident that occurs from being too fat.
I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.
Fatccident by william33 September 13, 2011

Faxcident 

Oh no, there's been a faxcident! I faxed my lunch order to my accountant!
Faxcident by I need a price June 25, 2018

Francident 

An individual who is known to be accident prone within any social setting. Typically hitting elbows off inananimate objects or tripping over.
Watch out, she’s prone to a francident.
Francident by Boyfriend111 December 5, 2018

Flakident 

(N.) 1. A person that forces someone to eat food
(Adj.) 2. A person that is acting erratic
Ella is such a flakident, she is making me eat the burnt strawberry jello!
Flakident by BigDaddyAllDay(JV) February 8, 2019