fartesy 

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

fartesy by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartening 

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

fartening by rustyn January 13, 2008

Farter's Remorse 

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.

Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"

Farter's Remorse by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009

fartening 

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

fartening by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

cake farter 

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

cake farter by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008

Faster than the speed of nut 

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

Faster than the speed of nut by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see 

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see by JormanThoad September 1, 2017