crapitude 

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

crapitude by Ali holla January 27, 2007

crapintosh 

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.

"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.

crapintosh by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006

crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

crapitos by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

Craphouse Polio 

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

Craphouse Polio by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

crapitude 

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

crapitude by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapulous 

Completely unbelieveable, based on spurious logic and lack of proper reasoning.

The Labour party manifesto is completely crapulous.

crapulous by Jinny the Squinny February 26, 2005

crapicus 

Variation of the word "crap", intended to sound latin and scholarly. Can be used in place of "Oh crap"

Crapicus, I drop my keys and can't find them.

crapicus by megnari July 23, 2009