Cotton ball 

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

Cotton ball by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

cotton nose

the physical state in which the nasal cavity becomes dehydrated after inhaling smoke. Similar to cotton mouth.

i had a stuffy nose, but now it's gone. it's like cotton mouth in my nose.... COTTON NOSE!

cotton nose by vitaminwater22 April 13, 2011

cotton candy income 

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

cotton candy income by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Cotton Ballz 

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

Cotton Ballz by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

cotton panel 

Apparently something that allows a vagina to breathe.

1)She seemed to be suffocating, but the gathering crowd didn't seem concerned. Her panties were constructed with a cotton panel.
2)When asked if her pussy would like something to eat, she seemed surprised, but the bartender motioned to her cotton panel, and she gave him a Mentos smile and agreed that a cocktail might do the trick.

cotton panel by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

cotton slut 

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.

I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.

cotton slut by Casedork September 24, 2004

Cotton Boner 

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

Cotton Boner by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012