Chanking 

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

Chanking by Coltrane May 25, 2005

Cwanking 

Crying whilst wanking

I just caught Chris cwanking over Kate

Cwanking by rantallen June 2, 2011

Cranking the Horn 

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

Cranking the Horn by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

clarking 

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

clarking by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

Clacking 

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.

I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.

Clacking by M&F Race May 14, 2005

Cranking a semi 

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

Cranking a semi by twkomg June 24, 2008

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses 

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses by b.hanback June 10, 2008