Carpeting the garden 

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

cateline 

Beautiful, non-energetic, most awesome human being in the world. She is the definition of struggle and day in and day out has to put up with some bullcrap. And is cool.

She's such a good person, might as well call her a cateline.

cateline by Hopt2 June 19, 2017

Carling-in-hand 

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

Carling-in-hand by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Carthing 

A player known to act or behave in a way that is difficult to point out if they are sincere or not.

Average gamer known to be moderate to above average in skill.

Bro Carthing is an epic gamer.

Carthing by Carthing March 22, 2021

High Castling 

To undermine the power and authority of an established system or institution by sharing and distributing disruptive propaganda films that usually depict an alternate reality and interpretation of past, present and future events

John is always high castling on Facebook ever since the recent election results. He's always posting these subversive dooms-day-like video clips to stir a reaction.

High Castling by darpasneak February 7, 2017

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

carling by sulo251 February 27, 2010