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Helena-Bennet 

Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.

Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.

The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day

*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
Helena-Bennet by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017
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Sleeping Bennet 

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.

Gordon Bennet Lads 

Gambie the Great’s favourite saying to yell out in anguish. Other sayings include “CHEESE ON TOAST

harry bennet 

absolute fucking chad. pissed on ebonys head and has been a king ever since. Loves a good billy or two and pipes hoes every second weekend.
harry bennet is on the bongs again
harry bennet by hahdfgewfw October 26, 2022

Kaitlyn Bennet 

A fucking dumbass.

I volunteer to run her over with a truck.
Friend: Did you hear Kaitlyn Bennet got ran over?

Me: Aww hmm alright
Kaitlyn Bennet by Galvich November 7, 2020

luke bennet 

gitttt out ginger ninjas at 16 dudely hill

luke bennet is ginge
luke bennet by lukestoner234 February 13, 2023

Wac Bennet 

Some person, place or thing thats super wack.
Originating from Dave Chappelle's use of "Wack Arnold's" instead of McDonalds for a sketch. It became "Wac Bennet" because the library at SFU (burnaby,BC, Canada) is named wac bennet, and thats kinda wack.
Man, that kid is Wac Bennet, yo!!!
Wac Bennet by Aneiz June 11, 2006