Before You Know You're Dead 

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

Before You Know You're Dead by rperazag July 28, 2010

Before These Crowded Streets 

1.The best album ever recorded by the Dave Matthews Band...by anyone.

2. Masterpiece

OK Computer was Radiohead's "Before These Crowded Streets"

Before These Crowded Streets by James Zane January 1, 2004

before-bedder 

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

before-bedder by Zoomster April 23, 2006

before-table 

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

before-table by hitbyageo April 25, 2004

Before Christmas 

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.

Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...

Before Christmas by Unit7 May 2, 2009

before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

before thought by recool August 14, 2011

Before you start... 

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

Before you start... by CJM80 January 11, 2015