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Batcaving 

A sexual fetish in which a person asks their sexual partner(s) to stick a batman figurine in his or her butt.
"It was only the first date and he tried to stick a batman figurine in my ass.'

"Ah, he tried to bat cave you."

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Batcaving by AliMac July 17, 2012

Batmanned 

To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman
Batmanned by FluffyWilliam August 31, 2013

batmanipulate 

To manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner.
Bruce was a nice guy, but he would often batmanipulate me into doing what he wanted.
batmanipulate by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

Batmanning 

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
Batmanning by xSamix December 23, 2013

batmanning 

The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.
Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
batmanning by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012

Batemanning 

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
Batemanning by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012