warped 

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

warped by dan August 30, 2003

warped tour 

it was simply amazing this year, as i was introduced to many kickass bands that i had seen on purevolume.com go to that site if you want to see the best bands out there that arent sellouts yet

top 10 bands: Straylight Run (10), The Early November, Green Day, Autopilot Off, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Underoath, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday (1)

warped tour by mychemromance008 January 5, 2005

warped 

1. something that is so insanely cool
2. unbelieveable

Girl: Man, I JUST got tickets to go see George Lopez!
Boy: You know what sh** is warped
Girl: Werd

warped by Flaca January 16, 2006

warper 

First person shooter game player, who has too bad network connection, making him unhittable.

You won this CTF match only thanks to warper!

warper by Nakilon September 23, 2012

Warped Mom 

Noun
1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids

2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.

"Dude, I've seen like 20 Warped Moms today, seriously, why isn't there an age limit?

Warped Mom by potter4ever92 August 16, 2009

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

Warped Mind by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Warps 

An imaginary disease used when there is an over- exciteded person becoming obsessed w/ warped tour.

"Ohhh my god, dude, im sooo hyped to see say anything this year at warped tour"

"Dude, quit flashing your warps. Its seriously getting annoying."

Warps by Vans14 August 5, 2008