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1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids

2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.
"Dude, I've seen like 20 Warped Moms today, seriously, why isn't there an age limit?
by potter4ever92 August 16, 2009
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