Waded Out 

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.

Waded Out by roosterbooster98989 November 8, 2011

Warped Tour 

An amazing concert where you can see lot's of great music and meet cool people. It's basically an all day sweat fest. Go to Warped and it will be your best day ever guaranteed.

Warped Tour is amazing. All you narrow minded people who think hard core punk is the only kind of music in the world need to put up or shut up. Cuz there is lot's of great music at Warped every year.

Warped Tour by speshul k August 12, 2007

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden by MaxZero September 8, 2005

warped whore 

A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.

A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.

Alyse is the biggest warped whore I've ever met.

Man, did you see those skanky warped whores?

warped whore by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009

strongly worded letter 

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.

Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.

strongly worded letter by pleaseacceptthis74639 April 12, 2011

Chad warden 

Sup bitches, chad warden here aight?
C wizzy, chad daddy i go by many different names big puppy.

And you've got that asian bitch mushroom, and you can't even eat that bitch

Chad warden also explains how 'mario jumps over the fucking border run around and fixing peoples toilets'

Quote from chad warden at an interview from Nintendo

Interviewer: So, what is your thoughts on Legend of zelda?

Chad: What we got? We got legend of zelda where you walk around with a lil bitch, with a lil bitchass sword a lil shield and he just goes HAH HAH HAH shiit.

Interviewer: O_O

Chad warden: BALLIN'

Chad starts bopping his head and walks away

Chad warden by ChadDaddy June 30, 2010

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009