Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."

Vortex of Doom by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010

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Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

Vortex Theory by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

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vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.

Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.

vortex anus by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017

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