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sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.
sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

Sleeping on the Curb 

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

Sleeping with the big mittens on 

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

sleeping up in the tree 

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy
"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019