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the green mile 

Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.
Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.
the green mile by greyshark7 March 13, 2007

The 8 Mile smile 

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.
Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.
The 8 Mile smile by Dump truck January 2, 2017

The Last Mile 

(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)
*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
The Last Mile by derpdederp101 June 10, 2011

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

The frozen mile 

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing

Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile

Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo

The Marlboro Mile

Walking one mile (destination does not matter), on this walk, you must smoke the entire pack of reds before you reach the end of the mile, so finishing one every roughly 250 feet in order to successfully complete the challenge
Jason: “odds you do the Marlboro mile”

Tyler: “1 in 100”

3 2 1.. *in unison* “67!”

Tyler : “FUUUUUUUUCK”

Jason: “you a dead man lmfao”
The Marlboro Mile by Oil king December 19, 2025