summing 

To figure out your chances of having sex with your partner or on the first date.

Guy #1: Dude did you nail her.

Guy #2: Not yet I'm still summing

summing by T.I.T.O May 15, 2009

Salmoning 

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

Salmoning by OneShot July 25, 2012

Salmoning 

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

Salmoning by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

Sumoing 

Dancing that looks like sumo wrestling moves because of restricted movement. This is caused by Multiple layers of clothes, hats, and gloves that also add body shape.

My roomate is sumoing to ODB before she goes to smoke outside on the cold porch.

Sumoing by The0door January 26, 2006

Summiting the Mountain 

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

Summiting the Mountain by Call Me Email February 16, 2010

cummoning 

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

cummoning by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008