Sobernormativity 

Sobernormativity is the anti-drug belief that sobriety is the norm and therefore the only acceptable way of life. Proponents of sobernormative lifestyles will often drink at parties, only to judge someone else for smoking up or doing harder drugs.

Sobernormativity is associated with sobriety, losers, boredom, and the fact that too many people are in jail for wanting to have fun.
Sobernormativity is also known as an antonym to soberphobia.

Frank: I got busted for pot possession while driving through Mississippi!
Siavash: What a fucking sobernormative state!

Frank: Yeah, I bet the cop was a supporter of sobernormativity.
Siavash: Let's go to San Fran and take acid since they're not as sobernormative there.
Some Loser: Sobernomativity is social construct made to protect you! Everyone should always be sober and blah blah blah blah blah, because I haven't tried drugs and I don't know what I'm missing out on.

Sobernormativity by Siaman February 3, 2015

sober patch 

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

sober patch by nycanuck April 16, 2013

sober birthday 

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.

sober birthday by Sickomonster November 6, 2022

sober assassin 

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

sober assassin by tuchman1 June 24, 2009

Sober Monitor 

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

Sober Monitor by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

sober moment by negro hero July 27, 2009

Sober Sad

The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.

"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"

Sober Sad by malcohol September 28, 2019