poking cotton 

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.

1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.

poking cotton by Ezeerider July 26, 2005

Poking Around 

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything

1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to

Poking Around by JeBus February 16, 2004

That thang poking 

A phrase used to describe a female's booty that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner.

Joshua: Hey man did you see that new girl Keri today?
Terrence: Yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking

That thang poking by Selenaaaass July 12, 2013

Poking Stick 

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

Poking Stick by Kore March 18, 2004

Ponding 

The action of dunking someone in a pond

Stop ponding me!

Ponding by abbicus February 23, 2019

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

Poking your ass by AEI December 24, 2010

Aqua-Porking 

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

Aqua-Porking by JizzWizz September 22, 2012