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Lobster pincer 

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.
3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*
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Pineaple 

A pineapple, but better because it doesn't have an apple in it; An AWESOME Pineaple
Damn dude, thats an Awesome pineaple!
Pineaple by awesomepineapple315 November 25, 2021

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Euphemism for daring to do something preposterous, potentially amazing.
The calculations are solid, bruh. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

Suddenly, Pineapples 

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.
Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"
Pincest is the act of bridging pins (on an IC, console, or any PCB) on the same chip.

It can also be applied to a short.
Electrical Engineer: Dude, your PS2 isn't going to boot with all that pincest going on!

Political Science Major: I prefer to think of them as a happy family.

*frying sounds ensue*
pincest by metaloxide October 28, 2010

Taking the Pineapple 

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
Taking the Pineapple by CHA429 January 8, 2009