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Pinoes are down to earth, extremely cute, pro, popular, and amazingly cheesy. They're attracted to the color yellow, milk chocolate, fish, food, penguins, polar bears, and turtles. They love jumping people from behind and most importantly, they are obsessed with pinching people's cheeks. So please stay alert ! They never gain weight, ever. No matter how much they eat, they will stay the same. All Pinoes weigh 90 pounds. They are very outgoing and not shy at all. People usually call them "Pikachu" because of how fast and sneaky they are. They LOVE staying up late and no matter what you do or say, they will never go to sleep early. They will make you feel like the luckiest girl alive and if you don't believe in fairy tales, you will once you meet a Pinoe.
Pinoe is a Pikachu.
Pinoe by superninjaturtle May 23, 2011
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1. A beast that cannot be beaten

2. A small Asian tennis player

3. Gets all the ladies
1. Dude have u seen Pinoe, beast

2. Man I wish I was like Pinoe, I want some ladies
Pinoe by thebeastly1 January 16, 2010
Pinoes are very rare to find, but if found, are considered to be a type of luck charm. Although they are classified as nice guys, they're not very good at expressing feelings, thus making other people feel either uncomfortable or down. Playful but down to earth, Pinoes have many friends but very few close friends. As in relationships, they seem to believe that being single is the best thing to do, but usually end up being in a relationship with a best friend.
Man, that Pinoe kid is confuses me.

Pinoe is such a nice guy.
Pinoe by mysterymann21 November 10, 2010
Pinecum is the sweetened version of a man's cum after consuming pineapple juice. This noble act is done for the benefit of the recipient and is likely to increase the probability of swallowing.
Emma: "Yum, how come your cum tasted so good today?"
Dany: "It's Pinecum."
Tilly: "Can I be next?"
Pinecum by D the Top G January 10, 2023

pineaples 

You just failed spelling pineapples.
Why are youon the internet?
Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
pineaples by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020

pine tree 

A type of evergreen that grows from 45' to 100' & even to 145' tall! They live 100 to 1000 years with the oldest living organism in the World being the Bristlecone Pine having Over 4600 Years old! Pine nuts are harvested from the pine cones & used to make pesto & also used as a snack.
I'm delighted to have an 80' tall pine tree in my yard! They're highly fragrant & smell so fresh!
pine tree by Starchylde June 22, 2016

Pineapple hair 

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.
Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.