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Pineaple 

fucking moron its pineapple
hi do u like pineaples
fuckin weeb
Pineaple by phucc yu September 13, 2019

pineaple 

alternate (wrong) spelling of Pineapple

see pinapple
that pineaple would go great on my peetza
pineaple by el Sethro February 28, 2005

pineaple 

man: i love pineaple
man 2: What?
man: pineaple
man 2: Should I call a doctor?
man: pineaple
man 2: Did you just shit a pineapple?
man: pineaple
man 2: Oh my god!!!
man: *peels skin to reveal man is actually a pineaple*
pineaple an incorrect spelling of pineapple can be used in an insult
you look like you spell it pineaple.
pineaple by lego_defended. March 3, 2026

pineaples 

You just failed spelling pineapples.
Why are youon the internet?
Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
pineaples by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020

Pineapple hair 

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.
Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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