Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

Petting The Bunny 

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

Petting The Bunny by jilljones November 10, 2008

peeing out of my butt 

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

peeing out of my butt by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.

Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"

Peeing on the fire by kicker159951 December 4, 2010

Petting

Petting: A sexual act typically found in the 1920's to mid-1900's that involves the caressing of a woman's breasts/Stimulation of clitoris, or the stimulation of a man's penis. This act is often used as preparation for intercourse, but may or may not always be acted out before intercourse.

Do you want to plan on doing some petting later tonight, doll?

Petting by Gay squared February 22, 2018

Reverse Petting Zoo 

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

Reverse Petting Zoo by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

peeing mechanics by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014