Definitions by Jkimmy98

chopsticks chipping 

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

chopsticks chipping by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

seen 

When you're on Facebook and someone chats you, but you don't want to talk to them. Except, you can't ignore them anymore because Facebook decided to tell the other person when you saw the message!

Seen 10:43 pm

seen by Jkimmy98 March 13, 2014

chain cheating 

When one person copies another person's homework, but that person copied from another person. This is very common in a high school environment.

Joe:"Hey Bobby, can I copy your physics homework?"

Bobby:"Sure thing, Joe."

Joe:"Where did you get all of these answers, Bobby?"

Bobby:"Oh, Bill gave them to me."

Joe:"So this is chain cheating..."

chain cheating by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

peeing mechanics by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014