Peached 

The state of being pleasantly and totally drunk.

I got right peached last night off those vodka-bar-limes and now I have a major hangover!

Peached by papiervagin March 12, 2010

parched as balls 

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

parched as balls by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

Peched

Home of da Redz, Ngerbeched Palau

Dat nicka a Blood From Peched.,,..,.so he must be from Redz

Peched by Redz Til I Die Muthafucka July 4, 2008

porched 

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%

I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.

porched by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008

parched camel 

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

parched camel by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

Parched Post by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

Parched Fart by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019