pitching a tent 

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

pitching a tent by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fart pitching 

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

fart pitching by ur gramma November 29, 2009

im catching what your pitching 

i understand what your expressing

im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

im catching what your pitching by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009

Pitching a tent 

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.

1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."

Pitching a tent by you can't handle this March 21, 2016

Pitching Mound 

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

Pitching Mound by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

eli pathing 

in League of Legends, when your pathing is bad (ex. go into a team fight when everyone is dead) you have the same pathing as player "CreamyLazagna" on LoL.

me: omg i have eli pathing
friend: ya your pathing is ass

eli pathing by brandonplayz February 27, 2021

University of Pitching 

Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.

KC Coach: Where is Scalf?

Hendrickson: He will be here coach.

KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.

Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.

KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.

Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.

KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.

University of Pitching

University of Pitching by Tyler Hendrickson December 20, 2008