pathing

to pee while bathing or showering

Richard is pathing in the shower; he refers to it as multitasking though.

pathing by avery withrow October 3, 2007

war pathing

The act of being confrontational to everyone you interact with during a given time period i.e. the verb for being "on a war path".

This morning I decided I wasn't going to hold back my feelings about what's been happening at work so I've been war pathing all day.

war pathing by Mr. Franko November 17, 2009

Porn-Pathing 

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

Porn-Pathing by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021

eli pathing 

in League of Legends, when your pathing is bad (ex. go into a team fight when everyone is dead) you have the same pathing as player "CreamyLazagna" on LoL.

me: omg i have eli pathing
friend: ya your pathing is ass

eli pathing by brandonplayz February 27, 2021

Canadian pashing 

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.

Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"

Canadian pashing by SalModelEater February 1, 2013

Plathing 

Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.

Did you see that plathing post on Facebook? Man, that hit like 12 times on tineye.

Plathing by Lord_ITF November 15, 2012

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010