Mustard Packed 

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

Mustard Packed by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

vacuum-packed cows 

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

vacuum-packed cows by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

packed 

armed; using or carrying a gun

the warriors: "shit, the chicks are packed!"

packed by adh2 June 24, 2006

beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Jose beaner packed the car

beaner packed by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013

parked in goofy 

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

parked in goofy by justageekboy May 13, 2006

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

car parked 

When one is completely inebriated (aka drunk)

Oh Harry can you drive tonight? I'm completely car parked!

car parked by MikeMac December 18, 2008