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Olerud Offense 

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.
This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!
Olerud Offense by Doctor Max August 1, 2012
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The epitome of beauty, or for something or someone to reach the apex of true and utter beauty.
Gazing into the sunset horizon makes one realise how much of an Olere it is.
olere by Shang-hibros May 3, 2017

oiled up 

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.
I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.
oiled up by LBo979 February 20, 2009

oileoleum 

any commercially available or homemade substance applied to the hair of the human scalp as an overnight dressing to relieve damage resulting from overexposure to sun and/or chlorine
Mom applied oileoleum to my head at bedtime.
oileoleum by brzlnqt August 25, 2010

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
The word "Oider" is used to describe a school cleaning lady, particually in Suffolk. The origins of the word stem from the strange grunting noises that these cleaning ladies make if you try to talk to them and also the noises they make when communication with each other. The heavy Suffolk accent and dialect of these predominantly uneducated workers is largely to blame.

If an "Oider" were greeted with the line:
"It's a lovely day today isn't it?"
They would almost certainly reply:
"Oid yarr, that be a grut sunny day that be, last week were right rafty it made my tissick wholly bad. *splutter* *cough*"
Damn! I can't get to my tuck box because there's an oider polishing my desk and I don't wan't to get too close... did you hear she shagged the disabled chinese guy for 50p and a pack of rolos?
Oider by Fergus K October 18, 2008

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year
The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.
edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004