Goog oyster

A predecessor to the "mung barnacle", the goog oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.

"Oi methbreath, wash off them goog oysters and brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".

Goog oyster by greg shmidt December 17, 2011

Mud Oyster 

Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.

After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.

Mud Oyster by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Kent Island Oystering 

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.

Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.

Kent Island Oystering by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019

oyster flaps 

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

oyster flaps by walterc April 8, 2013

Blue Oyster Cult 

A New York rock n' roll band whose greatest singles feature Buck Dharma on vocals (however Eric Bloom is the lead vocalist). Famous for hits such as, "Burnin' For You", "Godzillia", and most well known, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper)".

Agents of Fortune by Blue Oyster Cult is a total fuck album
(from The Stoned Age, movie)

Blue Oyster Cult by Steagles April 9, 2006

Oysterpool 

Noun: Oysterpool

At the conclusion of anal-intercourse, scooping the ejaculated semen (and fecal residue) from your partner's anus forming an oysterpool in your hand. Then placing your cupped hand containing the oysterpool in front of your partner's mouth for her taste.

Verb: Oysterpooled, oysterpooling

"I hooked up with chick last night and gave her the oysterpool"

Example how the partner can taste the oysterpool:

Oysterpool by royroy07 April 23, 2014

Oyster Slick 

A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.

Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.

Oyster Slick by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015