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When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.
70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."

"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."
nifty sex by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011

nifty picnic 

Neat; Cool; neat idea.
Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.
nifty picnic by Georgee May 1, 2008

nifty digits 

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.
Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!
nifty digits by Seshie February 21, 2017

nifty-pro 

“do you like cheese itz?”
“yeah they’re pretty nifty-pro”

🤪🤪
nifty-pro by $nowski June 17, 2018

nifty noodles 

When a girl's nipples stick out from other her shirt. Usually due to the cold weather.
Person: Aww, man, did you see Sally? She had some major nifty noodles goin' on!

Nifty mittens 

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
Nifty mittens by mandez19 September 30, 2019