muffing 

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

muffing by Mr Muff April 12, 2007

muffing 

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

muffing by Giggles124 April 8, 2013

Muffingirl 

The neice of The Muffin Man, from the classic song, "Do you know The Muffin Man?"

That J-pop CD belongs to Muffingirl.

Muffingirl by Muffingirl September 26, 2004

muffing 

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

muffing by BandyE May 13, 2016

Muffingasm 

When the mention of a muffin is so strong, it becomes orgasm-inducing.

Terri had a muffingasm after Jack got a muffin from downstairs.

Muffingasm by TuskyMC March 15, 2015

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

sweater-muffing by cabern November 1, 2011

muffing 

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

muffing by Muffindamule October 1, 2006