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Morning Shit 

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
Morning Shit by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012
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principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

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Morning Blow 

The act of giving/receiving oral sex upon waking up.
I can't get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.
Morning Blow by TK_ASS March 22, 2013

All morninger 

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
Lying down on a bench when doing so might be considered disrespectful and/or contemptuous.
The man was reprimanded by a fellow traveler for mogging on the bus.
Mogging by TheCaymanPope September 8, 2019

South China Morning Post 

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up