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Mattipulation 

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
Mattipulation by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
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psycho mantis

A boss in Metal Gear Solid. He uses his psychic powers to control Meryl's mind. he also likes to read your memory card and see what game saves you have on it.
"I'm digging deeper into your mind, into your soul....You like Castlevania don't you?"
psycho mantis by Solid Snake March 12, 2004
Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

Shut up, no I’m not.”

I beg to differ.”
Mattie by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
A smart, VERY ambitious, & intelectual italian. Very unstable & always traveling, he could be in one part of the world one day & on the complete opposite side that other. He's a passionate beast in bed proving the term "italian stallion". Very charming & funny, & ALWAYS full of energy. He has no limits.
I met a Mattia at that party last night! He was from italy & everything!
Mattia by ducatidoll December 14, 2010

mathis miles 

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Mattia in crime 

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime
Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles