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mooning-kick 

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
mooning-kick by MoLetalis March 26, 2010
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Lotioning 

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job
Come let's get lotioning baby
Lotioning by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016

motifing 

The use of any kind of mind altering substance, especially vodka, ganja, and crack. Applies to all and any types of exotic fun.
We're going motifing right when I get back my shell piece.
motifing by Magic_Mama August 3, 2005
Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.
Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"
Mooning by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011

Lotioning 

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate
stop lotioning yourself
Lotioning by nathan kay August 2, 2008

Lotioning 

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.
Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P
Lotioning by nic_07.nicole June 4, 2016

lotioning 

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.
“I lotioned the job offer fam

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl
lotioning by Mans about it February 10, 2021