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landscape mode 

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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landscape mode by $lapaho March 10, 2021

Genital Landscaping 

The art of genital body modification, or tattoos to decorate the genitalia.
My boyfriend had genital landscaping done when he got a prince albert piercing.
Genital Landscaping by Innoxia October 27, 2010

Landscaping 

“Landscaping” is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people
Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.
Landscaping by Jerry Man Der November 11, 2020
The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.
"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."
Landscape by gofishgo December 17, 2006

Landscraper 

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now
Landscraper by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Lanscape 

The act of removing someone from your network.
I had to lanscape Chris for watching too many videos of the poo~pourri girl
Lanscape by mattpolito January 27, 2014