shit in the closet 

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

shit in the closet by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

Shit in the mud 

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

Shit in the mud by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Shit in the mikveh 

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.

Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.

Shit in the mikveh by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

do bears shit in the woods? 

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

do bears shit in the woods? by willy_114 August 31, 2008

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a bear shit in the woods? by DanielG. December 26, 2012

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods? by trwells86 July 15, 2021

A shit in the punchbowl 

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.

Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

A shit in the punchbowl by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011