Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

Wimpotence by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

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IMpatience

Noun - pronounced "eye em"patience

The feeling one gets watching the little pencil in the corner of an IM Chat box signaling a reply is in progress.

After Cyril asked Magali if she could lick her own nipple on facebook chat, he was overcome by IMpatience awaiting her reply.

IMpatience by BeBopnJazz August 19, 2008

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impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

impotent by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

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impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.

impedence by hillsurfer March 28, 2007