impotance 

Impotent importance

Political ideals & ideas departuring attentive hearing point with precision to assumingly impossible learning slight impotance in question is guarded & guaranteed be difference major significance differentially freed.

impotance by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

unwarranted self-importance 

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.

Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

unwarranted self-importance by IrishBarbarian January 23, 2011

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

impotencia 

(Spanish) Sentimiento de malestar. Debido a que sentimos que debemos o queremos hacer algo pero se nos es imposible hacerlo.

no puedo evitar sentir impotencia por no poder ir.

impotencia by Yukismily✌️ October 21, 2014

Impotence 

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.

I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me

Impotence by Zohan March 22, 2004

work impotence 

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

work impotence by F.Castro March 14, 2009