hottie hypnosis 

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

hottie hypnosis by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

hypocracy 

A democracy governed by hypocrites.

The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.

hypocracy by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006

hypochondria 

the belief of illness when none is present. not being sick, but being uncool. you are not ill if you have hypochondria

lil wayne has hypochondria

hypochondria by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010

hypochondria 

1) A disease where a person thinks he or she has a major problem with their body that could put them in critical condition or even kill them.

2) An illness when people are scared something is wrong with them; 1 of 5 people suffer from it in the United States.

Katie had hypochondria so she was always scared that she had a major problem with her body.

hypochondria by special a <3 May 8, 2008

Hypoclit

One who criticizes others for not finding / paying attention to the clitoris while they cannot / do not do so themself.

Me and Tara finally slept together. Turns out she's a total hypoclit!

Hypoclit by GrungleBoy January 18, 2017

hypochristianity 

Any religion or sect of Christianity whose teachings, doctrine, dogma, scriptures and/or practices directly contradict the teachings of the Christ, Jesus of Nazareth.

An individuals who follows one of these sects is known as a hypochristian.

Southern Baptist are one of the many forms of hypochristianity.

hypochristianity by chronosis April 17, 2005

Hypospadias

A psychological nightmare affecting the penis, where the urethra opens up somewhere along the shaft. Typically comes with a host of plagues, such as small penis size, flattened glans, and chordee. There's also the emotional, sexual, and physical toll. It's a curse.

You're looking up the definition of hypospadias on the UD instead of, say, Google. You obviously are like me, hoping that, unlike the many other sources you've scoured, this one will have something different. Well. This may be your lucky day. I have done my research, as a sufferer myself, and I think there may soon be hope for men like us.

Research is in development on a phenomenon dubbed "the lab grown penis." Sounds like science fiction, but it's becoming a reality. Slowly. I can't provide links on this website, but you simply need to Google "lab grown penis," and you'll find all of the information you need. Let guys like us hope that this technology pans out.

Start from there. Search the Internet. Don't lose hope. We might be normal again someday.

Hypospadias by Wingman88 February 15, 2017