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farting up a storm 

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.
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forking ridiculous 

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
slow farting by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

fortnight 

Fortnight is a word the English say instead of saying Two weeks.
"I am going away for a fortnight"
fortnight by Linsley August 11, 2004

Balls Farting💯 

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.
“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯
Balls Farting💯 by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018