Craig Ferguson 

Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.

Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.

Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.

In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.

1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"

2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Craig Ferguson by scubasaurus July 31, 2009

Craigslist Slut 

A woman or man who frequents the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist in search of partners for casual sex. Some Craigslist Sluts never divulge their real name.

Liz was the first woman who ever replied to a CL posting of mine (in September, 2004), as I heard from her from time to time, over the years, I realized she was a genuine Craigslist Slut but it would be years before we ever made a connection because I was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. Last week, I posted, I heard from her, I gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before I knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she'd given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.

Craigslist Slut by nyb January 9, 2008

Craigslist anxiety 

The overwhelming feeling of panic you get just before meeting someone (possibly a serial killer) from Craigslist to buy or sell goods.

Craigslist anxiety causes you to wonder why you play Russian Roulette with your life to buy a discounted pair of speakers or sell something that probably should have been chucked in the garbage.

I just had the worst case of Craigslist anxiety, but I lived and scored the cheapest copy of Rosetta Stone ever!

Craigslist anxiety by SoFloBabyMama June 13, 2011

Malcolm Craig 

Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.

Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?

Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig

Malcolm Craig by paris0309 July 26, 2018

Craig 

The biggest enemy of the greg

Guy 1 :"Hey man are you a greg"
Guy 2:"nah im a craig"
Guy 1 :"then yoy shall perish

Craig by Bablinga August 13, 2020

Craicuum

Craic Vacuum. A.k.a. A person incable of having the craic and sucking the craic out of everything.

That doll is a such a craicuum! talk about being a fun sponge! looooser

Craicuum by funlover2012 February 19, 2011

Craigieburn

Suburb north of Melbourne with a high population of Iraqi immigrants who have since regrated leaving the relative safety of Baghdad.

Hope can't die in a place like Craigieburn, it simply can't live there in the first place.

Craigieburn by Forteetoo February 8, 2018