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choking on a turkey neck 

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck
The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots
Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"
Chocking by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

choking victim 

An awesome Hardcore punk ska band from new York.
choking victim by Larry May 16, 2003

Choking Bone 

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.
My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

Choking the bandwidth 

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.
"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"
Chocking by cocksaint March 2, 2021