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Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.
Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!
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Caringbah High School

Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!
A: "Check it out! That guy is reading Jane Austen out of free will."
B: "He must go to Caringbah High School."
A: "God bless his sweet soul."
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the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. This usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament.
Greg Den Haese is carning his chips again.
carning by Kewlb July 28, 2004

Pumpkin Carving 

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

Sharing is Caring 

Kindergarten communism

Best response is a Liberty Prime Quote like “Death is a Preferable Alternative to Communism”
Person 1 eating candy
Person 2 can I have some
Person 1 no
Person 2 Sharing is Caring

Person 1 BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Rodney Carrington 

a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show
Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".
Rodney Carrington by Michael_Hunt September 6, 2009
v. The act of knocking someone out and then placing thier open mouth on a curb so that when the back of the skull is repeatedly stopmed on all of their teeth get broken.
curbing by Jay Tang January 3, 2005