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A place you will surely regret moving to. A place where the teens boys are jokes. (Douchebags, scum-bags, haters, stuck-up, followers) ALL of them are this way. It's a proven fact! And 55% of the girls are hoes. This is not to be confused with the fact that you could be a virgin who never even kissed a boy at the age of 16 and you would be considered a whore. See 'ignorance'.
Population:

40% Redneck
30% Shit Talkers & "Gangsters" (hahahaha)
20% Whore
5% Emo
4% Nerd
1% Decent people

Decent people are hard to find here. Find one? Keep them around.

Hot Spots:
Lions Park:
Known famously for hoes suckin dick in the woods or graffiti on the childrens play things. Winners huh?

Andddd that's about it.

Now onto the losers you will find in town.
'Wanna be gangsters' just roamin the streets. (Sucks not havin a car, huh?) (They act like they're rich kids but they actually live in a small little town house with no air conditioning and a bike rather than a car.)
Hoes that follow the wanna-be's around
Decent people (sometimes)

Douchebags ( They wear 'funky' sunglasses such as aviators or any other 'fancy' styled eyewear, they dress in skate clothes or hollister. They're not even old enough to buy their own cigarettes. They don't know it but, drivers by scoff at the sight of them. They walk around like they think they're hot shit and/or celebrities. When really no one gives a shit about them. )
Example #1
Heyy babyyy :)
Hey :)
Your so cute! I wanna get to know you better :)
What do you wanna know :)
Hmmm... Where do you livee? :)
Capac how about you?
*hangs up*
Hello?

Example #2:
Yeah I just moved in here from Capac
Ohh, thats why.....
Whats that supposed to mean?
Nevermind.
Capac by HateCapac October 10, 2011

Capalert 

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.
Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.
Capalert by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003
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high lung capacity 

codename from decent size to big boobs on a girl (or guy)
Man I was staring at your mom's tits. She has some nice high lung capacity... Afterwards she gave me a boston pancake!
high lung capacity by hgu August 30, 2010

flux capacitor 

The device that makes time travel possible.
I need more plutonium 252 for my flux capacitor.

capalert.com 

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

capacity 

the maximum amount that something can contain
the elevator was full to it's capacity
capacity by Kaylee Frias-Martin April 30, 2016

maximum douche capacity 

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
maximum douche capacity by Pat Owen February 28, 2009