Clearing the Canal 

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).

Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.

Clearing the Canal by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009

Clearing 

The act of losing a "Table Game" led by the older of two age groups at camp, and being forced to take everyone's plates and silverware up. It is a very unwanted job. Also used as a figurative expression when someone does something stupid, a given older kid will pretend that the younger kid deserved to clear the table for what they said or did.

John: Mark, Clearing!!!

Mark: Ahh! I'm so bad at table games. I literally clear at least once every day!

Clearing by asdflugcewdsxz September 18, 2013

clearing barrel 

a woman that is not pretty or sexy of any sort yet willing to have you clear yourself inside her

wow she was ugly ... just glad to have a clearing barrel

clearing barrel by randall B April 19, 2009

cassarina 

Cassarina's tend to have brown eyes. Very funny sometimes. Loves to have a good time. But is a trouble maker. Cassarina's are friends with one person one day, then the next day hates them, then likes them again and switches up quite a lot. Isn't trustworthy. But will stand up for a friend. Hangs with the wrong crowds. Tries to fit in and buy all the "cool" clothes. Most people don't like her. She has an annoying but friendly personality. ]Athletic]. Gets very nasty when in fights and stabs you in the back. But tries to fix things. She is very persistent and never gives up. She is quite pretty but knows it. Gets mad pretty fast.

Girl 1: Oh my, Cassarina is so annoying.
Girl 2: I know right, she kept talking bad about all these people and now I see that she is hanging out with them.
Girl 1: She does that all the time! One minute she hates someone and another minute she loves them, she isn't trustworthy.

Guy 1: Cassarina is pretty hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Guy 1: Not the hottest but she is hot.

cassarina by Fishingiscool123 February 10, 2018

throat clearing 

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"

Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.

throat clearing by Jay Bulls February 21, 2018

throat clearing 

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.

every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten

throat clearing by simonizer June 2, 2008

cesarines 

fuckin best haverford football players there are

yo where the fuck is johnny ces
in the fuckin weight room

cesarines by FUCKINSPORTSDUDE April 30, 2005