Clearing the Canal

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).

Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.

by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009

Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.

"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"

by Eyeconspicuous May 04, 2009

Sub-Urban Dictionary

What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.

John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.

Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?

John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!

by Eyeconspicuous April 24, 2010

chutia safai

The Urdu word for "douche bag," literally means 'cleaning of the vagina.'

Wow, that guy really looks like an Indian gigolo with all that gold he's wearing over his polo-shirt. What a chutia safai!

by Eyeconspicuous September 04, 2010