Blast From The Past 

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.

Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!

Blast From The Past by SireSatire April 9, 2021

Fag Blast 

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.

He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."

Fag Blast by Bacon Bit & Tater Tot October 6, 2012

Bozant Blast 

A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.

Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.

Bozant Blast by headmaster May 22, 2008

Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin

"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced

Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Blasquezian 

A state of extreme physical fitness brought on by months of training under Mike Blasquez.

Can also be referred to as "Having your Physical Affairs in Order"

Conversation between Rich Eisen and Maurice Jones Drew:

Eisen: Mike Blasquez
Jones-Drew: Yes, amazing
Eisen: He's currently strength coach at Cal, you met him at De La Salle
Jones-Drew: Yes, Cal is going to be a good football team because of him. He is going to get them in Blasquezian shape

Blasquezian by calbear289 October 19, 2011

man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.

Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.

man blasting by Super Rad Kids June 8, 2017

Good-Blaster 

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.

Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.

Good-Blaster by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012