bitconnect 

Ponzi Scheme

I can't believe bitconnect closed it's website!

bitconnect by Bitconnect Shill January 19, 2018

Bitcoin Cash 

Also known as Bcash, Btrash or Shitcoin, it is scam aimed to confuse new bitcoin buyers, it's a highly centralized shitcoin promoted by the worst scammers in the cryptocurrency space. Bcash promoters call it a bitcoin fork but it's nothing but a copy of the original code with a small difference, a blocksize limit increase to make it more profitable for miners and more centralized. Bcash was airdropped to the original bitcoin holders which made most to dump their bcash in exchange for more bitcoins.

My friend bought "bitcoin cash" believing it was the real bitcoin, tried to make a bitcoin payment only to find out they are two completely different networks, another one scammed by the nigerians of crypto.

Bitcoin Cash by Bitcoinization January 30, 2018

bitcoin 

A crypto-currency allowing for anonymous transactions and using a decentralized architecture. Go Nanotube!

Nanotube was able to purchase many goods and services with Bitcoins, without the gubmint watching.

bitcoin by cusipzzz January 5, 2011

Bitcoin 

A currency, typically used among the Gods, used not to pay for anything, but to flaunt your wealthful status.

Hey, by the way did I mention that I have BITCOIN!?!?!?!?

Bitcoin by Cryptolad February 15, 2018

bitcoin cash 

Refers to both the illegitimate fork of the bitcoin protocol and the ensuing shitcoin.

Abbreviated as BCH and BCC.

I can't pay for my drugs in Bitcoin Cash so I dumped my holdings at the last pump and dump.

bitcoin cash by Bitgod42 August 20, 2017

Pi Your Bitcoin 

When crypto scammers promise gullible or get-rich-quick folks that they could help them generate π times the bitcoin they send them within a certain timeframe for a wallet-friendly fee.

Countless sites boldly advertise their “Pi Your Bitcoin” schemes, by putting the word “legit” to make people believe it’s not a scam.

Pi Your Bitcoin by Fasters March 27, 2022

Gypsy bitcoin 

Catalytic converter (car part)

- "Hey bro, I'm in need of some money."
- "Let's mine some gypsy bitcoin."
- "Where do you find that?"
- "Here, look at that piece of shit Skoda."

Gypsy bitcoin by Dr. Orbán Viktor January 31, 2022