BEach bummed 

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

BEach bummed by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Bammer 

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.

Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.

Bammer by MacBayBay68 September 23, 2010

bammer 

usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.

"Man big Tom hooked us up with some bammer shit"

bammer by nichole December 29, 2004

Baumed 

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

Baumed by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

bummed 

To be anally invaded without consent.

When I was in the all male prison, no-one would pick up the dropped soap for fear of being bummed by Mr Big.

bummed by auslander January 26, 2004

bummed in the gob

Horrific act of gross sexual violence, as featured in "murder trainer" videogame Manhunt, and as a result in playgrounds across the United Kingdom.

"Manhunt is a very violent game - it's a game that features people getting bludgeoned to death, people getting bummed in the gob, people getting garrotted..." - a videogames "expert".

bummed in the gob by An Outraged Parent August 10, 2004

bummed by coursework 

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

bummed by coursework by Big Richo May 20, 2007