Flight Attendant 

Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill

Go away Flight attendant

Flight Attendant by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019

attencentration 

combination of the words "concentration" and "attention"; extreme focus or vigilance on several aspects within a situation with the ability to focus on certain specific elements as necessary

The athlete's attencentration on the game, despite personal adversity, is amazing.

attencentration by Kevin Burke August 30, 2005

attending-level car 

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money

med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

attending-level car by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009

Attending a Nuisance Party 

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.

In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

Attending a Nuisance Party by NuisancePartier April 24, 2006

attendance whore 

any truant officer who works for a school district

the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

attendance whore by Anonymous November 3, 2003

attendance nazi 

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

attendance nazi by Ray_man May 17, 2007

maybe attending 

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

maybe attending by LRay is King April 17, 2011